Wednesday, May 13, 2009
I Have a New Show to Love
It's the Real Housewives of New Jersey. I had a feeling I would like these broads before it even started.
I have never seen nor have I had any interest in seeing TRH of Orange County or New York. I LOVED the Real Housewives of Atlanta. You could tell they were going to be a fun bunch.
I'm in the midst of walking the NJ housewives right now and they're wonderful! There is a woman that's about to meet a guy that she's been having phone sex with for 2 years. Did she bother to get his name prior to meeting him (or after having phone sex for a couple years? Nah. She knows his screen name: GucciModel.
This ladies are throwing money all around town. PAYING CASH for thousands of dollars of furniture. She's paying cash because of the economy...her husband is in "construction". Hmmm. My Dad should go work for his company.
One woman's son wants to open up a strip club/car wash. OMG! Love these people. They are shameless and wonderful.
Lady just parked in handicapped parking to go in and get her hair done. No, she's not handicapped. Well, she keeps talking about how her huge breasts are getting in her way so maybe that's her handicap.
My handicap is being too awesome for words.