Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Chicken Riots of '09
Today Oprah decided she would bless this great nation with free chicken coupons. Not even good chicken (Popeye’s) stupid grilled chicken at KFC. Well I'm sure it was KFC's idea but let's blame Oprah...
Now there are sit-ins because people can’t get their free chicken. Come on, America!
I find it strange that Oprah would even be sending people to KFC. She’s struggled for years with her weight and gone on liquid diets and this and that...now she’s sending America for some free KFC? She’s trying to make America fat.
I’m sure all of you reading this know my thoughts on Oprah. Let’s recap what she’s done to us shall we:
Convinced America that Kids were having Rainbow Parties. What are Rainbow Parties? They are an urban myth.
James Frey. I’m more angry with Oprah for how angry she got that his book was an exaggeration then the book of exaggerations.
And coming soon...
Jenny McCarthy of Singled Out fame. Most recently she’s been telling whoever will listen that vaccinations give their kids autism. You’re not a doctor, Jenny.